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[6am]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, PHIL CONNORS. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 020.22.473.65 *** goodweather has joined 020.22.473.65 <goodweather> You have reached the chatroom of Ryslig's favorite weatherman, Phil Connors <goodweather> If you're contacting me for business deals offer me a price first <goodweather> But if you're looking for a more "fun" time, I'm all ears. ;)

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<goodweather>

[6am]

I better still be here in a year, but it's going to be a miracle if you don't punch me once during that time.

<AlwaysRight>

[starfleetashell]

hey now i never said i wouldn't punch you eventually

BUT i havent done that yet and you havent tried to hit me yet
so your first impression is at least a little better than a lot of others i've had

<goodweather> cw suicide mention

[6am]

I should be scared to ask how could a first impression could be worse than gushing about how you're new, manically asking you what day it is, then telling a bunch of children how I committed suicide, but instead I'm just annoyed that someone took my place of "worst first impression"

<AlwaysRight>

[starfleetashell]

well, you didn't try and kill me

but you are definitely in the top five if that helps your ego any

<goodweather>

[6am]

Damn, okay that's pretty hard to beat. Do you get mugged often or what?

And it helps my ego immensely, thanks. I'm still amazed you didn't punch me when I started acting like a maniac.

<AlwaysRight>

[starfleetashell]

i mean if we're just talking about here mukuro did decide to deathmatch me after talking to me for ten minutes so that would probably be the worst

it's not that i get mugged or anything, it's just that sometimes i end up in situations where, and i stress this, DUE TO NO FAULT OF MY OWN, aliens get hostile all of a sudden and someone gets stabbed and i have to kung fu them away for a minute and then oops i'm surrounded by guys with spears

<goodweather>

[6am]

Okay I'll admit it our first impression is still better than your first interaction with Mukuro. You got me there.

But "no fault of your own"? I don't know, you seem like someone who'd start a lot of bar fights.

<AlwaysRight>

[starfleetashell]

don't get me wrong i can and do start bar fights but at work i can be very professional. i do not start shit unless anyone else starts shit first. at that point you take your life into your own hands.

<goodweather>

[6am]

I am very glad to hear that, because I was just lamenting the fact that I haven't participated in a good bar fight in a long time.
Don't think we would be friends if you weren't down for a good brawl.

<AlwaysRight>

[starfleetashell]

come to think of it, i haven't been in a good bar fight in a while either.

wanna go start one?

<goodweather>

[6am]

Oh I thought you'd never ask. I'm free tonight if you are.