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[6am]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, PHIL CONNORS. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 020.22.473.65 *** goodweather has joined 020.22.473.65 <goodweather> You have reached the chatroom of Ryslig's favorite weatherman, Phil Connors <goodweather> If you're contacting me for business deals offer me a price first <goodweather> But if you're looking for a more "fun" time, I'm all ears. ;)

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<goodweather>

[6am]

[There is a significant pause before he responds again.]

You know I really have to ask why you're asking about this shit. I'm cool with talking about this shit but this is an interesting way to introduce yourself to me.

<turtleluck>

[knifemonopoly]

Because you're an expert on the subject!

And

I've been wearing a collar for a year and a half because my partner thinks they're cool, but this is the first I've heard about any of this.