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Your Secret Santa recipient this year is Black Hat (imaginatively named "BlackHat" on the network). Please buy, make, or otherwise procure him a nice gift before December 26! You can give this directly, or label it clearly and drop it off at Crowe Clinic C/O Hawkeye Pierce.
Remember: Saint Nick is watching, and he knows where you live!
And remember: nobody here knows what you meant by "a starbucks gift card" so do not give him that.
Happy Holidays, etcetera, and so forth,
Santa Claus