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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, PHIL CONNORS. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 020.22.473.65 *** goodweather has joined 020.22.473.65 <goodweather> You have reached the chatroom of Ryslig's favorite weatherman, Phil Connors <goodweather> If you're contacting me for business deals offer me a price first <goodweather> But if you're looking for a more "fun" time, I'm all ears. ;) | ||||

i really hated ruining the 69 comments here god damnit
A still steaming cup of his favorite coffee, a full still warm eggs benedict breakfast spread, and a few gifts laying about. There's a joke gift of a chastity belt with a little note "please god don't actually use this", as well as a lot of sun blockers of various types. There's a note nearby as well.
"boss, figured your old bones could use a good meal once in a while instead of whatever old people mush you eat. Plus I know yer super depressed about the sun and shit so figured wed try some things out so you can be out in it without turning into a lump. They don't exactly make spf 2000 so I figured wed just smush a bunch together and make our own. In case that doesn't work there's umbrellas of diff see thru ness rain coats of the same type maybe?? something will work.
and i wont ever say this out loud and if you bring it up ill say you have dementia but i do appreciate you. its been fun.
thanks for being cool.
-- beat"