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CHRISTMAS !
As it is it is labeled clearly- `FRAGILE`- so please don't shake it.
Inside, Phil will find a frankly magnificent gingerbread house- which has definitely been cooked thoroughly with alcohol because that's just how you Did things in the Victorian Era, don't you know? What's the use of a dessert if you can't get tipsy from it!
Carefully hidden within the wrappings- both for its protection and the house's frankly- is also a thick scarf and card.]
A very happy Christmas to you Phil! It was quite wonderful to speak with you before, and I was so thrilled when I was given your name to procure a gift for. Please enjoy the gingerbread- perhaps you might take a photo before digging in? And do stay warm.
- Jonathan Joestar