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December, post bug fiasco

[fungi_guy]

[Ethan's gift to Phil is as all of his others are: a semblance of normalcy. Anything else is too painful.]

[It's a nice mug in a tacky gift bag, that despite it being nice and thick rimmed somehow says ANSWERS: 2 SOLARS in black lettering (it was customized.) It’s mundane, it looks shallow. It looks like it belongs on the desk of a vaguely unpleasant co-worker. It’s the exact kind of thing you'd get from an office assigned Secret Santa. No real apparent sentiment beyond: I got you this thing.]

(Nothing about it says: “I’m so sorry about what happened to you.” Or “Elias is a fucking prick and you didn’t deserve that.” Or “I saw you break down in the museum and I've felt sad for you ever since and I’m kind of just ignoring that you’re in a cult now.”)

[Attached is a little note.]

Happy Holidays! :)
-Ethan