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[6am]

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<t_sunset> (backdating to like the beginning of the month)

[tequila_sunset]

okay so I kind of know about the homo-sexual agenda but is there a bi-sexual agenda? is it different? are there pamphlets, a manifesto

<goodweather> i hate this thanks

[6am]

You've come to the right guy Harry. The only bi agenda is to be as hot as possible to make every gender want to fuck you/question their sexuality.

So just be as sexy as possible and you're good.