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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, PHIL CONNORS. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 020.22.473.65 * goodweather has joined 020.22.473.65 <goodweather> You have reached the chatroom of Ryslig's favorite weatherman, Phil Connors <goodweather> If you're contacting me for business deals offer me a price first <goodweather>** But if you're looking for a more "fun" time, I'm all ears. ;)

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So. A question.

You'd think I'd be worried about suddenly getting this as a message, but what the hell? Hit me.

Oh, please. I think the only disappointment is that there's no Grindr for you to get unsolicited messages on.

How does the station make money? Or is this entirely like those young wives of billionaires with a bougie candle store, except with monsters and a radio station?

Honestly I'm surprised we don't have anything like that yet. Sure technology is a little fucked

It's mostly funded via advertising and fundraisers. And the fact that we don't have to pay for the building besides electricity and upkeep helps out a lot. Why?

I'd rather we got better audio description options going before I have to figure out fumbling with a camera to scare off people who don't like whatever form I happen to be in at the time.

Curiosity. Who does your books?

Ah, right, I never thought about that, but that's probably something I should have, huh?

I have some human do it currently. I've never been good at that sort of shit.

No one ever considers those of us out there, suffering through TTS Grindr, God's least favourite children.

Outside contractor? Wow. Shabby.

Hey I'm a busy guy, I'm working multiple jobs here after all!

...Besides I kind of impulsively took up this this job.

I can't very well criticise you for that, given I've taken up precisely none. There's very little use for an actuary who can't see here.

Impulsively?

Hey I can probably find some work for you here if you need a job.

[He sounds actually genuine about that.]

Yeah, the Amusement Mile wasn't always here. When this guy Grayson bought it I noticed there was an abandoned station and realized I could use it to say whatever I want without any repercussions.

It kind of blew into something much bigger than I expected.

Honestly, if it's not something fairly okay with the fact I'm sometimes twice the size and even clumsier, then I'm probably better off as the fucked up Stepford Wife deal I've got going on.

[Fucked up in that he isn't even anyone's wife. Come on.]

I'll bet. A whole damn studio with tv?

Hey we don't judge here! I'm sure have some large enough rooms to accommodate you anyway.

Yeah. When I first started up it was just radio station because I couldn't be bothered figuring out how to run TV cameras, but I got it to work.

Philliam. I'm 12 foot tall.

Jeez. Becoming a real mogul.

I can knock out a few ceilings!

But god, are you even taller in the fog? I feel like you could squish me to death in my fog form.

Not the ceilings you have to worry about. It's the door frames.

I.... haven't acquired a Fog form. Yet. Technically September is... My last month of changes, actually.

Oh right, I forgot you were newer.

Maybe you're fog form will be smaller? I mean mine is.

I don't think that'll be my luck, somehow. I think the closest I'll get to small is my travel form.

Bears aren't really known for being tiny, after all.

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