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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, PHIL CONNORS. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 020.22.473.65 * goodweather has joined 020.22.473.65 <goodweather> You have reached the chatroom of Ryslig's favorite weatherman, Phil Connors <goodweather> If you're contacting me for business deals offer me a price first <goodweather>** But if you're looking for a more "fun" time, I'm all ears. ;)

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You're the guy who slept around a lot in a time loop, right? You don't seem like you mind answering questions, so...

What kinds of things do people assume you're into, if you wear a collar all the time?

... If I were a better man I would be deeply concerned as to why you're dm-ing me this.

But depending on the collar, I'd imagine people would assume you're into BDSM, petplay, or just that you're a huge goth.

Hope to god you're not THAT into petplay, though.

[pet....play......oh god]

I presume pet play is exactly what it sounds like

what's BDSM

Good, it's pretty self explanatory.

You know, it's like sub/dom, bondage shit. Have you never read 50 Shades?

[He says like it's a book everyone reads.]

No...is it available here?

[Oh no. Atem no.]

Haven't checked, but all you need to know is that it's really trashy erotic fiction for desperate middle aged moms who have never experienced BDSM to read.

Lemme tell you buddy, sex with jeans on is not exactly my idea of good BDSM sex.

[Jeans = bad. Noted.

This is all very much, and he's very glad this is happening over text. Atem was told a while back that people were going to assume things about him, because he wears a collar all the time, because Yugi thought they were cool, and for practical reasons....but Phil's made the error of presenting himself as an expert on the subject, and when Atem wants to know something, he'll always go to the authority on it. That's just efficient!]

So, reading it wouldn't give me an accurate idea of what the "BDSM" people are assuming I like is?

That's a shame...are there any books you WOULD recommend?

[Since that might be less awkward than asking Phil to tell him what it is.

Atem's trying very hard.]

[There is a significant pause before he responds again.]

You know I really have to ask why you're asking about this shit. I'm cool with talking about this shit but this is an interesting way to introduce yourself to me.

Because you're an expert on the subject!

And

I've been wearing a collar for a year and a half because my partner thinks they're cool, but this is the first I've heard about any of this.

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