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Oh so the rebels of the group who stick it to the man, huh?

Can't say I've ever hung in those groups but I'll make an exception because I like you. ;)

[But, hm, that second part.]

You wouldn't be saying that if you knew me a few hundred or so loops in. Rita was way more patient than you are and she slapped me more times than I can count.

that's right!

[She's not sure if it'd be better or worse if he knew "the man" in this case was also her mom. Either way, she's not going to bring it up.]

so that's, what, a few hundred days in? if we're still here in a year, then we'll see.

I better still be here in a year, but it's going to be a miracle if you don't punch me once during that time.

hey now i never said i wouldn't punch you eventually

BUT i havent done that yet and you havent tried to hit me yet
so your first impression is at least a little better than a lot of others i've had

I should be scared to ask how could a first impression could be worse than gushing about how you're new, manically asking you what day it is, then telling a bunch of children how I committed suicide, but instead I'm just annoyed that someone took my place of "worst first impression"

well, you didn't try and kill me

but you are definitely in the top five if that helps your ego any

Damn, okay that's pretty hard to beat. Do you get mugged often or what?

And it helps my ego immensely, thanks. I'm still amazed you didn't punch me when I started acting like a maniac.

i mean if we're just talking about here mukuro did decide to deathmatch me after talking to me for ten minutes so that would probably be the worst

it's not that i get mugged or anything, it's just that sometimes i end up in situations where, and i stress this, DUE TO NO FAULT OF MY OWN, aliens get hostile all of a sudden and someone gets stabbed and i have to kung fu them away for a minute and then oops i'm surrounded by guys with spears

Okay I'll admit it our first impression is still better than your first interaction with Mukuro. You got me there.

But "no fault of your own"? I don't know, you seem like someone who'd start a lot of bar fights.

don't get me wrong i can and do start bar fights but at work i can be very professional. i do not start shit unless anyone else starts shit first. at that point you take your life into your own hands.

I am very glad to hear that, because I was just lamenting the fact that I haven't participated in a good bar fight in a long time.
Don't think we would be friends if you weren't down for a good brawl.

come to think of it, i haven't been in a good bar fight in a while either.

wanna go start one?

Oh I thought you'd never ask. I'm free tonight if you are.

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